Day 5

It's day 5 of 30. I am 1/6th of the way there, 16.67% complete. And guess what, folks? This is difficult.

As a matter of fact, I am struggling to come up with things to write about. Go figure! Just like the newspaper sucks on certain days, my blog will certainly suck when nothing is going on in my world.

This is where you come in. All 2+ of my readers. I need assistance coming up with things to write about. I'll write about (almost) anything just to get through these difficult times.

This post, a cry for help, was not even my own idea. Every time the idea well runs dry, I did what I always do: I thought, What Would Matt Skolnick Do? I asked Matt, and he recommended this post, which, in turn, has given me a business idea:

Bracelets with WWMSD printed on them. That way, whenever you're faced with a hard decision, you just look down at your wrist and think: What Would Matt Skolnick Do?

Example:
My friend's birthday is coming up, what do I get her/him?

Answer:
WWMSD?
Ice Cream Cake.

Example:
I'm hungry, but I'm not sure what to eat.

Answer:
WWMSD?
Go to The Wrap, and get a buffalo chicken wrap.

It's easy, it's helpful, it's original, it's marketable. I've got an associate of mine writing up the business plan right now.


Anyway - aside from that, help me think of things to write about, or I'll keep writing about random ridiculous stuff.

Or, heaven forbid, I'll have to start reading the news and commenting on intelligent/newsworthy material. And we don't want that to happen. God, no.

With that, I leave you with this Story about Jon Kitna finding Jesus.

Good day.