Today is a great day. I love life. (Thank you to Bill Cayo, wherever you are [Bill Cayo was my economics teacher in high school who made us say that at the beginning of class maybe 4 out of 5 days a week. {He was Ned Flanders}]).
Today, I downloaded Punch Out! on Matt's Nintendo Wii. I am so goddamn good at Punch Out, yet somehow it never becomes less fun. I sailed all the way to Mr. Sandman, who I defeated after a small amount of trouble, and then when I lost to Super Macho Man (that spin punch is not easy to dodge), I decided to call it quits because it was time to go on my man date.
Matt and I went and saw "Knocked Up" with some of my leftover free AMC movie passes from a program I never actually did back in the fall (still suckling from the RA teet, I love it). On the way to the movie, I got a waffle cone from Ben & Jerry's with oatmeal cookie chunk ice cream. I've been craving ice cream regularly which never used to be a problem until I went to "free cone day" at Ben & Jerry's and ate 27 ice cream cones (I think I actually only had 4). Ever since that fateful day, ice cream haunts my dreams.
I digress.
We purchased discount snacks at CVS and snuck them into the movie, which, while long for a comedy, was still good. I had more than a few good laughs, saw some gratuitous camera shots of a birth canal, vomited a few times, regained composure, vomited some more, blacked out, came to, and enjoyed the ending of the film. Vaginas are great, but seriously, I need some warning if I'm going to be seeing one attached to a woman who is giving birth through it. I don't care if this ruins the movie for anyone, consider this a warning: WATCH THE FUCK OUT. Childbirth is a beautiful thing in much less superficial ways than actually SEEING A CHILD BEING BIRTHED. Other than that, which I (and everyone else) still laughed at due to shock, it was a pretty solid film. Worth seeing. NOT as good as 40 Year Old Virgin (on first view, though).
And that actress that played the main character is SO HOT. My brother says she's not because she has a snaggle tooth and plays a bitch on Gray's Anatomy (Are you sure you're not gay, Adam?) She gets a thumbs up from me. Matt, my man date this evening, immediately went home to look up nipple slip photos on the inter-web. Alas, he came up empty-handed. She's still hot, though, even though she doesn't let her boobies fall out accidentally (or on purpose) in public. I admire her class.
That's it for now. I've been listening to Mitch Hedberg again recently - I suggest you do the same (RIP Mitch).
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3 comments:
Glad you had fun on your man date last night.
And dude.
I was just looking for where to go buy a Wii.
I need it.
As much as you need bears, beats, battlestar gallactica.
You know how I know you're gay?
1) You went on a man date and
2) You have been craving ice cream.
3) you went to a romantic comedy on your "man date"
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