Alright, UPN, listen. Having to sit through Fraser and Cheers to get to South Park every night is unbelievable. This is a fascist act and it is entirely reprehensible.
Someone who works for UPN thought Fraser and Cheers were good TV programs. This person could not be more incorrect. Just because thousands of lonely old people like to watch Fraser and Cheers for no reason other than they are lonely every night DOES NOT make the daily airing acceptable.
I must admit, I have sat through an episode or two of Fraser. But, it's goddamn terrible every time. However, I have NEVER been able to sit through an entire episode of Cheers. Nothing could be less entertaining to me. Why don't I get it? I'd rather read a book about a paper bag factory than watch Cheers. I'm serious. I'd rather organize someone's stamp collection than watch Cheers. You get it.
The fact that I have to wait for these two shows to broadcast before I can watch South Park makes my blood boil. Every night I lose an hour because of you.
Stop it.
I would rather watch Bananas in Pajamas for an hour than Fraser and Cheers. Put that on. For the love of God, just play reruns of Golden Girls, I'd even rather watch that. Anything!
I give up. You've sucked the life out of me. Seriously, you people suck.
Love,
Dan
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God I used to love Bananas in Pajamas.
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