Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A Free Hair Cut Beats Paying $20 to Look Like an Idiot Any Day

Today, I finally cut my hair. I've been talking about it for awhile, but I tend to get attached to my hair when it grows long, and I don't want to cut it all off. But there always comes a point when I look like such a doofus that I couldn't look much worse by getting it cut. Some people like my hair short, some like it long, and some think I look like a goof no matter what because I have red hair (ahem).

So anyway, my hair was getting long, and it was either a) let it get really long and go to camp in 3 weeks with a greasy mullet, b) cut it NOW and stop talking about it.

The following is photo documentation of my decision.

Thanks for another great haircut, Matt. I owe you some cream soda.



I was having fun in my suit made of torn garbage bags. I'm not sure if that was water on my shirt or sweat, because it was really hot in that apartment and I was covered in plastic. I think it was water, though (I hope).



Matt was really excited to be cutting my hair.



Almost there. It was time to focus and get the job done. We've got bigger fish to fry.



The finished product. Jonathan has a nice camera, so you can see that I am, in fact, sweating. Also, I am a 9 out of 10 on the penis scale (whenever a guy gets his hair cut, looking like a penis for a few days is inevitable). It's a pretty standard hair cut, and I think it will grow in nicely. Excellent work, Matt. I know if I paid money it would have looked much worse and I would feel like an idiot for spending at least $20. Win-win.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats a swell haircut, but it lacks one key element. You need to have your back muff trimmed in your yard in front of your neighbor's graduation party.

Monika said...

ummm...i guess thats alright and matt does look super happy...BUUUTT...i think i could have done just as good of a job and i would have been just as happy...

matt: back off my boy..i have dibs on the next haircut!

Dan said...

Wait 5-6 months... that's the earliest I'm getting my next one probably.

Monika said...

oh...5 or 6 months...i'll remember. i'm writing it on my calendar

Adam said...

In the first photo, Matt is thrusting his unit into your face... notice the thrust...

Did the two of you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread afterwards? Or maybe just hold each other ever-so-gently in the stock room at Lacoste?

Julie said...

Looks like even though you may have received the haircut for free, you pay Matt for other things ::cough:: felatio ::cough:: ::cough::.

So it all evens out in the end doesn't it?